Is it just me or is Michael Moore a big dope?
I started listening to his book Stupid White Men in the car...It was funny for about 10 minutes and then it seemed to be a bunch of whining, and "facts" which were specious at best.
I don't know what the big deal about him is - I think the title was inspired by himself.
Michael Boore, or Michael "Publicity" Whore would be better names.
PS - I'm really not a big republican or anything, I just think the guys an idiot. He needs to get a life. Besides, if Bush is out next year - what will he do next? I'm sure he'll throw his tons of weight around and find someone to pester... I think I would like to shoot a movie called: Put Down the Cheesburger and Shave for Christ's Sake! It will be me following him around until he gets really P.O, 'ed
Later
8/31/2004
8/30/2004
Dead Couple to be Married
"aka Over My Dead Body"
Here is a story of ultimate denial by the couple's family:
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African man who shot hispregnant fiancée dead before killing himself will beposthumously married to her at the weekend.
Police Captain Mohale Ramatseba said David Masenta shot25-year-old Mgwanini Molomo after a quarrel before turning thegun on himself. But Johannesburg's Sowetan newspaper saidfamily and friends wanted to remember them as a happy coupledestined for a happy life together.
The groom's corpse would be dressed in a cream suit and hisbride's in a gown for the ceremony, at which a priest in therural village of Ceres in Limpopo will bless the union beforethe two are buried, the Sowetan said.
"In African culture, there is no death -- there is merelythe separation of body and soul," said cultural expert MatholeMotshekga. "It is also important because the families aremarried together."
"This does not mean the relationship has irretrievablybroken down."
Here is a story of ultimate denial by the couple's family:
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African man who shot hispregnant fiancée dead before killing himself will beposthumously married to her at the weekend.
Police Captain Mohale Ramatseba said David Masenta shot25-year-old Mgwanini Molomo after a quarrel before turning thegun on himself. But Johannesburg's Sowetan newspaper saidfamily and friends wanted to remember them as a happy coupledestined for a happy life together.
The groom's corpse would be dressed in a cream suit and hisbride's in a gown for the ceremony, at which a priest in therural village of Ceres in Limpopo will bless the union beforethe two are buried, the Sowetan said.
"In African culture, there is no death -- there is merelythe separation of body and soul," said cultural expert MatholeMotshekga. "It is also important because the families aremarried together."
"This does not mean the relationship has irretrievablybroken down."
8/24/2004
Cat Attack Kills Air Waves
NICOSIA (Reuters) - Dozens of stray cats and their fleasput Cyprus state radio off the air Tuesday as fumigationexperts were called in. Cyprus Broadcasting Corporation (CyBC) Radio 3 program saidonly songs and news bulletins would be broadcast for the next24 hours on all three of the CyBC's radio channels due to "an immediate need for spraying."
"The problem with the cats is causing a terrible situation,there hundreds of them and they are running into the studiosand over the roof," said one reporter who declined to be named. "At one point, one cat fell through the roof and landed onsomeone's head," he said. "They have made a mess and brokeneverything in my office."
Staff said they were told there was a possibility the threeCyBC stations could stay off the air for as long as three days. Cats have been roaming the CyBC grounds for decades and nownumber more than 100.
"The problem with the cats is causing a terrible situation,there hundreds of them and they are running into the studiosand over the roof," said one reporter who declined to be named. "At one point, one cat fell through the roof and landed onsomeone's head," he said. "They have made a mess and brokeneverything in my office."
Staff said they were told there was a possibility the threeCyBC stations could stay off the air for as long as three days. Cats have been roaming the CyBC grounds for decades and nownumber more than 100.
8/17/2004
A Lawyer Joke...
Every blog needs at least one -- here's mine:
A prominent, young lawyer suffers a heart attack, only to awaken facing St. Peter at the pearly gates of Heaven. There had to be some mistake he thought, “I’m only thirty-five and too young to die.”. “Young?” said St. Peter raising an eyebrow, “Why based on the number of hours you’ve billed to clients, you should be almost seventy!”
A prominent, young lawyer suffers a heart attack, only to awaken facing St. Peter at the pearly gates of Heaven. There had to be some mistake he thought, “I’m only thirty-five and too young to die.”. “Young?” said St. Peter raising an eyebrow, “Why based on the number of hours you’ve billed to clients, you should be almost seventy!”
8/16/2004
You know you're getting OLD when...
- You and your teeth sleep in different rooms.
- You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
- At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
- When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
- Happy hour is a nap.
- Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
- The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
- Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
- When you start a sentence and then....
8/13/2004
8/10/2004
Cool Rock Band Names You Never Heard of...(part 2)
The final installment -- but choose the ones you like at http://sam.hochberg.com/bandname.html
Nipple Hardness Factor
Ovarian Trolley
Pieces of Lisa /The Pissflaps /Pounded Clown
Rectal Nightmare / Rugburns
Seven Year Bitch / Sorry About Your Daughter /Swingin' Johnsons
Tastes Like Chicken / Trailer Park Casanovas
Question Mark & the Mysterians
Uncle Bob Touched Me / The Urinals
Van Gogh's Ear
The Well Hungarians / Whoregasm
Yams from Outer Space
Zombies Under Stress
Can you think of any better?
Nipple Hardness Factor
Ovarian Trolley
Pieces of Lisa /The Pissflaps /Pounded Clown
Rectal Nightmare / Rugburns
Seven Year Bitch / Sorry About Your Daughter /Swingin' Johnsons
Tastes Like Chicken / Trailer Park Casanovas
Question Mark & the Mysterians
Uncle Bob Touched Me / The Urinals
Van Gogh's Ear
The Well Hungarians / Whoregasm
Yams from Outer Space
Zombies Under Stress
Can you think of any better?
8/09/2004
Cool Rock Band Names You Never Heard of....(part 1)
These are my favorite band names for each letter of the alphabet (A-M today, the rest tomorrow). If there was a tie, I listed both. These are all real bands -- you may have heard of some -- but you can get the full list at http://sam.hochberg.com/bandname.html:
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Betty's Not a Vitamin / Baloney Ponys
Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine
Dick Duck and the Dorks
Exploding Head Trick / Electric Vomit
Frogs Don't Cry / Full Throttle Aristotle
Granny's Hole
Hamster Sandwich / Henry Kissinger's Tits
Immaculate Infection
Jehovah's Waitresses
Kamakazi Sex Pilots
Lee Press-On and the Nails
Maggot Sandwich
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Betty's Not a Vitamin / Baloney Ponys
Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine
Dick Duck and the Dorks
Exploding Head Trick / Electric Vomit
Frogs Don't Cry / Full Throttle Aristotle
Granny's Hole
Hamster Sandwich / Henry Kissinger's Tits
Immaculate Infection
Jehovah's Waitresses
Kamakazi Sex Pilots
Lee Press-On and the Nails
Maggot Sandwich
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