ANOTHER CAN'T MISS ANNUAL EVENT
The moon will rise over AmTrak in California. Book your tickets now before the train is all sold out...or come as a participant and show your best side.
6/23/2003
IF THEY HAVE TO WARN YOU--
IT MEANS THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY TRIED IT
Here is a list of things NOT to do on a unicycle. I can sense guys everwhere already guarding their crotch before the page is even loaded...enjoy!
IT MEANS THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY TRIED IT
Here is a list of things NOT to do on a unicycle. I can sense guys everwhere already guarding their crotch before the page is even loaded...enjoy!
IF YOU ALREADY BOUGHT THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE
Here is a unique "marketing opportunity" for those looking for the next new thing.
It will also improve quality of life for those living in areas where water is scarce. They are having a 2-for-1 sale so hurry! :-) And if you buy some, I have some swamp land to sell really cheap!!
Here is a unique "marketing opportunity" for those looking for the next new thing.
It will also improve quality of life for those living in areas where water is scarce. They are having a 2-for-1 sale so hurry! :-) And if you buy some, I have some swamp land to sell really cheap!!
6/21/2003
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE CANDIDATES COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE
Jerry Springer makes a run for it!
Maybe we should make a run for it? Watch out Canada...here we come!
Jerry Springer makes a run for it!
Maybe we should make a run for it? Watch out Canada...here we come!
6/20/2003
Danger of Consuming Too Much Alcohol
Here is a funny link
The more of these things that have happened to you, the more likely that you have a problem ;-)
Here is a funny link
The more of these things that have happened to you, the more likely that you have a problem ;-)
6/18/2003
Martha Stewart's Living
Help Martha Decorate Her Cell Contest Winners
I didn't want to jump on the Martha bandwagon, but the above link is too funny...
I wonder if she worries that wearing horizontal stripes will make her look fat?
Help Martha Decorate Her Cell Contest Winners
I didn't want to jump on the Martha bandwagon, but the above link is too funny...
I wonder if she worries that wearing horizontal stripes will make her look fat?
WHAT WE NEED IS MORE RAIN -- NOT!
This spring is ridiculous. The east coast has been in unseasonably cold and rainy weather for months! I'm thinking of moving to Seattle where it is drier.
So we get a few days of sun and then whammo - more rain. Of course, the one or 2 nice days, I have to cut the grass (which is now 3 feet high from all the rain) and suffer through allergies. -- Did I mention that I'm an optimist?
There are three kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't.
This spring is ridiculous. The east coast has been in unseasonably cold and rainy weather for months! I'm thinking of moving to Seattle where it is drier.
So we get a few days of sun and then whammo - more rain. Of course, the one or 2 nice days, I have to cut the grass (which is now 3 feet high from all the rain) and suffer through allergies. -- Did I mention that I'm an optimist?
There are three kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't.
6/17/2003
DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE
Wrigley's is considering making a gum containing Viagra
(ref: http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/06/17/otsc.gupta/index.html ).
In this regard I would like to point out a few things:
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* Remember to take the gum out of your mouth before you have sex
* One piece at a time people-- you don't want to wind up in the E.R.
* For God's sake keep it away from your teenagers!
* When you are done with it: Spit it out, don't swallow it....
Possible Names for this gum:
* Long John's
* BigSquirt (has a liquid center)
* Rocket (to take be sold near Orbit gum)
* AttaBoy
* Big Red (change the current gum)
* Gum to Papa
Possible Flavors?:
* Italian Sausage
* Chocolate
* Double Chocolate
* Mexican Chimichanga
* CondomMint
Wrigley's is considering making a gum containing Viagra
(ref: http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/06/17/otsc.gupta/index.html ).
In this regard I would like to point out a few things:
------------
* Remember to take the gum out of your mouth before you have sex
* One piece at a time people-- you don't want to wind up in the E.R.
* For God's sake keep it away from your teenagers!
* When you are done with it: Spit it out, don't swallow it....
Possible Names for this gum:
* Long John's
* BigSquirt (has a liquid center)
* Rocket (to take be sold near Orbit gum)
* AttaBoy
* Big Red (change the current gum)
* Gum to Papa
Possible Flavors?:
* Italian Sausage
* Chocolate
* Double Chocolate
* Mexican Chimichanga
* CondomMint
6/13/2003
Thoughts while eating at a chinese restaurant:
* Why are those photos of the menu items that hang on the wall at the chinese restaurant look like they were taken in 1950? They're all over-exposed and you certainly can't think the food is appetizing.
* What in God's name is that slime that coats most chinese food? I think it's where the goo in MooGoo Gai Pan comes from.
* Is there any egg in an Eggroll?
* Why are those photos of the menu items that hang on the wall at the chinese restaurant look like they were taken in 1950? They're all over-exposed and you certainly can't think the food is appetizing.
* What in God's name is that slime that coats most chinese food? I think it's where the goo in MooGoo Gai Pan comes from.
* Is there any egg in an Eggroll?
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