Boy Not Allowed To Bring Porn Star To Prom

Boy Not Allowed To Bring Porn Star To Prom
"Max won a date with adult film actress Tyler Faith on Howard Stern's show Friday. Max is a student at Connecticut's Weston High School. The Advocate of Stamford, Conn., reported school officials and Max's parents stepped in before Saturday's prom. Max said his dream was to take a porn star to the dance. But it was a dream unfulfilled. Weston High Principal Mary Kolek says a date with a porn star violates the school's prom guidelines. Kolek said Max would be allowed to attend -- with a more appropriate date."

Mike's Advice to Max - "Just skip the prom dude! What do you think you will remember more 20 years from now, your stupid prom, or a date with a porn star!"

Killer toads march on city

Like something out of Monty Python - you remember the ferocious bunnies from Holy Grail don't ya? - here is another reason that Australia is a nice place to visit, but wouldn't want to live there.

News | Killer toads march on city in Australia

Here's One that Will Make You Women Feel Better About Yourself...

Celebrity Chicks without Make-Up (supposedly).

How to Swear in 156 Different Languages

Here are some tips from the Ugly American Travel Journal (June '04):

If you are planning a trip around the world this year, it is important to know a little about the language for each country you will be visiting. Now, while it is not possible for most if us to learn enough of each language to carry on a decent conversation, there are a few words or phrases that are critical in every country...so at a minimum, make sure you learn the following:

1) Hotel
2) Beer
3) Bathroom
4) How much?
5) Sorry, officer
6) ...and, as many expletives as possible.

In order to assist with #6, use this web resource.
Insult Monger Website

Holy Cr@p! Check out this guy's apartment!

Here are some photos of a guy whose apt. smelled so bad it seeped into his neighbor's apt. via the electric sockets. Check out that fridge.

Bad Neighbor

Can we still call it a film if it's made digitally?

If you plan to see any good movies or rent a video this weekend...you may want to check here first:
Four Word Film Reviews

then again, maybe not

Old B@stard - 1

Just had my birthday yesterday; one more year until I am offcially "over the hill", i.e. An old bastard. (That would be 40 for those of you weren't sure :-)

I also paid over $2/gallon for gasoline for the first time ever. I can already feel the urge to say "...when I was your age, gas used to be just a dollar!..."
Oh well.

PS - Some fun for your spare time:
http://www.miniclip.com/snowfight.htm

Another Great Quote by the prolific author 'Anonymous'

"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."

-- anonymous

Exploding Non-Dairy Creamer

And other wacky uses for common household products can be found at WackyUses.com