6/30/2003
Sesame Out Reach Project
In an effort to reach the inner-inner city kids the Sesame Workshop has created a new series called Sesame Alley (Dutch version SesamStraat shown below). Many of the most loved characters can be found in this 'hood as well!
6/27/2003
CARS TODAY ARE TOO SAFE!
They keep making cars safer (ABS, all-wheel drive, side impact bags, etc.) and now they are talking about banning cell phone use completley-- even with a headset. Don't they know that talking to a passenger is even more distracting? Will they ban passengers and children from cars soon? And yet, people still drive like dangerous idiots-- why? Because they feel TOO SAFE! I think that if we made cars so unsafe that people were nervous to be in them, everyone would drive a lot more carefully! So let's see the following in next year's models:
* Random-locking brakes
* Shattering glass
* All plastic and balsa bodies (saves on gas too!)
* No seatbelts
* Steering column works 98% of the time
* Firestone tires for everyone!
They keep making cars safer (ABS, all-wheel drive, side impact bags, etc.) and now they are talking about banning cell phone use completley-- even with a headset. Don't they know that talking to a passenger is even more distracting? Will they ban passengers and children from cars soon? And yet, people still drive like dangerous idiots-- why? Because they feel TOO SAFE! I think that if we made cars so unsafe that people were nervous to be in them, everyone would drive a lot more carefully! So let's see the following in next year's models:
* Random-locking brakes
* Shattering glass
* All plastic and balsa bodies (saves on gas too!)
* No seatbelts
* Steering column works 98% of the time
* Firestone tires for everyone!
I ALWAYS KNEW THIS WAS TRUE!
If you would like your own bad fortune cookie, you can go here and get one yourself!
If you would like your own bad fortune cookie, you can go here and get one yourself!
6/26/2003
6/25/2003
FLY ME TO THE MOON
Wanna own an acre of property for only $30? You can do so by following this link. The land is cheap, the view is great, but the round-trip airfare is a bit pricey (say about $60M).
Wanna own an acre of property for only $30? You can do so by following this link. The land is cheap, the view is great, but the round-trip airfare is a bit pricey (say about $60M).
You've Got To Be Kidding!!
It's not John, Paul, George, or even Ringo -- but if this story is true, I believe that we will see a new "B"-movie based on a whole trailer park infected just like this poor kid.
Guys, you're not gonna like this!
It's not John, Paul, George, or even Ringo -- but if this story is true, I believe that we will see a new "B"-movie based on a whole trailer park infected just like this poor kid.
Guys, you're not gonna like this!
6/24/2003
ANOTHER CAN'T MISS ANNUAL EVENT
The moon will rise over AmTrak in California. Book your tickets now before the train is all sold out...or come as a participant and show your best side.
The moon will rise over AmTrak in California. Book your tickets now before the train is all sold out...or come as a participant and show your best side.
6/23/2003
IF THEY HAVE TO WARN YOU--
IT MEANS THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY TRIED IT
Here is a list of things NOT to do on a unicycle. I can sense guys everwhere already guarding their crotch before the page is even loaded...enjoy!
IT MEANS THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY TRIED IT
Here is a list of things NOT to do on a unicycle. I can sense guys everwhere already guarding their crotch before the page is even loaded...enjoy!
IF YOU ALREADY BOUGHT THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE
Here is a unique "marketing opportunity" for those looking for the next new thing.
It will also improve quality of life for those living in areas where water is scarce. They are having a 2-for-1 sale so hurry! :-) And if you buy some, I have some swamp land to sell really cheap!!
Here is a unique "marketing opportunity" for those looking for the next new thing.
It will also improve quality of life for those living in areas where water is scarce. They are having a 2-for-1 sale so hurry! :-) And if you buy some, I have some swamp land to sell really cheap!!
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