What's another word for Thesaurus?

Another Euphemism for bodily function #2:
"Taking the Browns to the Superbowl!"
(apologies to the people in Cleveland:-)

I've always thought that if I didn't have to work (i.e. was filthy rich), I would still have some sort of job to keep myself from being totally bored...now, I think I may have been wrong. So, in order to finally determine the correct answer, I am asking anyone who would like to take part in this experiment--by allowing me to live off of their fortune and see if I get bored by not doing anything--please contact me. Thank you.