What to send someone you don't like

In advance of the quickly upcoming Christmas season...the season of goodwill and love toward all...Here is a gift for those you wish would drop off the face of the Earth -
Ass in a Box

Why put yourself at risk mooning someone in person, when you can use the power of the Internet and fast delivery? Also - it is sent anonymously!

Interesting Fact about Jellyfish and some Co-workers

I was reading about Jellyfish recently -- which aren't really fish, but plankton -- and found one thing in particular rather...fascinating: Their mouth is also their anus.

As soon as I read this I thought of a couple of people I know who also have this "condition". So now calling someone a jellyfish does not only refer to their spine-less personality, but can also mean they are good at spewing crap when they talk. I assume this also means that jellyfish have bad breath, and don't kiss on the mouth much :-)



DO-RAY-ME-BEER by Homer Simpson

DOUGH -- the stuff that buys me beer
RAY -- the guy who sells me beer
ME -- the guy.. who drinks the beer
FAR -- the distance to my beer
SO -- I think I'll have a beer
LA -- La, la, la, la, la, la, beer
TEA -- no thanks, I'm drinking beer
That will bring us back to -- DOH!