More George Dubya Quotes

"Families is where we find hope, where wings take dream."

Remarks to the troops of Fort Stewart, Georgia, February 12, 2001:
"And America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay."

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."

'The problem with the French,' Bush confided to Blair, 'is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.'

"Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priority."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

I can't believe no one's said anything about this! I don't know what speech it was, but I was watching Bush's address to teachers in the nation on NBC with some friends, and this error was GLARING. He said, and I quote,
"First I'd like to spank all the teachers..."


The Prettiest Urinals You Ever Did See...and others...

Beautiful Art Work (really!)

Urinals in the Taj Mahal (India, not Trump)

Urinals in Space (ISS)

Peeing Ice Cubes (urinal at the south pole)

A Urinal for Women (is nothing sacred??)

At least you don't have to pee in Afghanistan - Check out these urinals...Look more like rocket launchers..(That would hurt!)


Underwater Hotel in Florida!

This gives new meaining to Wet Bar.
Question: Where do you park the rental car?

Jules Underwater Lodge


John Madden Read This!

I think it is funny that John Madden won't fly and spends all of his time on a bus, when I hear storeis like this...When your time is up -- it's up.
Carpe Diem, people.

Afraid to fly, woman killed as train derails: South Florida Sun-Sentinel: "Afraid to fly, woman killed as train derails"



"If at first you don't succeed, you are running about average." - Mark Twain

"Success is getting up one more time than you fall down." - Anon

"You miss 100% of the shots you never take." - Wayne Gretzky


MugShots and Beaches

It's amazing how many Hollywood actors have been arrested. Here are some mugshots of celebrities-

When you look good even in a mugshot, that says a lot- http://www.mugshots.com/Celebrity/Carmen_Electra.htm
Her Baywatch friend doesn't hold up as well- http://www.mugshots.com/Celebrity/Yasmine_Bleeth.htm
I didn't know that vampires show up on film! http://www.mugshots.com/Music/Marilyn_Manson.htm
The biggest criminal of all: http://www.mugshots.com/Historical/Bill_Gates.htm
And of course, Old Plastic Face himself: http://www.mugshots.com/Celebrity/Michael_Jackson.htm
Hey Grandma, what's so funny? http://www.mugshots.com/Celebrity/Zsa_Zsa_Gabor.htm
Bad Hair Day- http://www.mugshots.com/Celebrity/Nick_Nolte.htm
Worse Hair Day- http://www.mugshots.com/Music/James_Brown.htm

Since it is still kinda cold here in the Mid-Atlantic region, this should help you get in the right state of mind for the coming warm weather: Beach Cams from Around the World


Game Shows

How many of these game shows do you remember?


Bananas? In the US this would have been donuts...

Police in Cambodia have been accused of extracting confessions from two teenagers by force-feeding them bananas until they felt sick. Local newspapers say the pair was subjected to the unorthodox interrogation after being arrested on suspicion of stealing five bags of soap powder from a car parked in the capital, Phnom Phen. A top Cambodian policeman has denied any official wrong-doing. He says the two were hungry and annoyed and refused to answer questions but they were more forthcoming after eating the bananas.

[These guys won't go to the bathroom for about a month!]

Dude, Get Broadband

When Mark Walters received a $2,500 bill from his long-distance carrier, Denver-based Qwest, he figured it had to be a mistake. It was, and it was his daughter's boo-boo.
Elissa Walters, 18, had gone home to Springfield, N.J., for Christmas break, turned on a new computer and called an America Online number in the 973 area code - the Walters' home area. Figuring it was a free local call carried by their local carrier, Verizon Communications, she left the computer on. And on. And on. But just because the area code was the same, it didn't mean the call was local.
[ Now that is the definition of AO Hell]


Change Your Clocks 1 Hour Ahead (on Friday at 11am)

Yes, this is the week that we change our clocks ahead one hour to daylight savings time. What is it we're saving the daylight for anyway? I hardly see the sun during work days as it is...Which brings me to my next thought:
We change th clocks on Sunday, actually Saturday night as far as I'm concerned. This means we lose an hour of sleep (or partying, or whatever) during the weekend. Frankly, I think that sucks.
I say from now on we change the clocks at 11am on the previous Friday. Think about it - it makes the work day shorter by an hour (always a good thing), and after you change the clocks - you go to lunch!

Brilliant, eh? Everyone who agrees, please write your congressman. I'm sure they're not so busy that they could not take some time out to address this important issue that affects all of us.

Thank you.

Canada Holds Referendum to Join USA

OK, I guess you saw this one coming, no?
April Fools!

I'm glad they're not joining the US though -- because, then I would have nowhere to go when this country (US) goes to hell.