Kids (and some adults) Think Strange Things....

I used to believe the Following about Body Parts


Man Shoots Wife - Mistakes Her for Monkey

News at Netscape:

"KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A Malaysian man shot and killed
his wife after he mistook her for a monkey picking fruit in a
tree behind their house, the New Straits Times said on
The man, 70, is being held by police for causing death
through recklessness after he fired a shotgun at what he
thought was a monkey in a mangosteen tree on Monday, the
newspaper said.
His wife, 68, had used a ladder to climb into the tree and
was picking the tropical fruit when she was shot. She was
pronounced dead on arrival at a hospital, the paper said. The
couple lived in central Malaysia and had raised 13 children."


Funny sayings by Famous People

Not sure how many of these are true - but funny none the less:

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

Football commentator and former player ! Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "....line up in a circle."

Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter DonKing: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He spent three years in prison, not Princeton."

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."

Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too ugly to kiss good-bye."


Windows that DO themselves!

BBC NEWS | Technology | Eco glass cleans itself with Sun

Now if they can do this with dinnerware, shower doors, and sunglasses we'll be all set!


Former Child Hollywood Stars

Ever wonder Where Are They Now? Well, the above link will take you to a site that shows which Childhood Stars committed suicide, retired, did porno, got a "real" job, dead, or whatever...

Housing for a New Generation

Werner Aisslinger - Loft Cube Best view in town!


The Last Man on Earth (a SHORT story)

The last man on Earth sat alone in his room.
There came a knock on the door....

- Fredric Brown

Beer is Beautiful

Here is a picture of frozen Budweiser under the microscope. Doesn't it look just like you imagined!