Be You, Be True

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss


Rejected Childrens' Books

1. The Cat and the Hat Goes Postal
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Cutting, Welding and Cooking: An I-Can-Do-It-Myself Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. You Are Different and That's Bad
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Barney and Elmo Play Doctor
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop Goes The Hamster & Other Microwave Games
22. Torturing Your Younger Brother for Fun and Profit
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Fun Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


Advertise Your Technology Site or Service

Here is another 500 words like site:


These link cloud sites seem to be a good way to generate traffic to blogs, websites, and mailing lists.

Keywords include:
WiFi, Blog, VPN, MySQL, CGI, HomePage, MySpace (and more!)


Brain Droppings

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? He just adored the platter of little feet...

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Help Desk Motto: "ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!"


5ooWords Site for Real Estate Investing

The new wave in advertising is this concept behind 500words.com. I think it only works if you have a strong mailing list, but anyway - I thought I would pass this one on:

If you’ve seen the concept behind the 500words.com site then you know what a Link Tag Cloud is for advertising. Well, here is a pretty affordable one that is directed specifically at the Real Estate Investing industry. So if you sell services or products, or buy/selll properties you may want to take a look at it.



Weeds & Grass

Why is it I spend about 4000 hours a season trying to get get grass grow by weeding, seeding, fertilizing, aerating, raking, mowing, and watering...YET -- my lawn looks like a two-year old with a bottle of acid and a ride-on mower went through?

Worse still! There is a ton of grass that I have to REMOVE from the mulch and growing in cracks in the patio and sidewalk where I didnt do any of these things! Next year I am thinking of fertilizing and seeding the patio so that no grass will grow there - and maybe I can get some green over in the lawn where it belongs!

What idiot decided that grass should be grown in front of a home? How about moss? No maintenance, green all year, never need to cut it...That gets my vote.