11/28/2006

Tips for the Golf Course

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

2. Form a loose grip.

3. Keep your head down.

5. Stay out of the water.

6. Try not to hit anyone.

7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

9. Don't take extra strokes.

10. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.