In the show 'The Brady Bunch', if Mike Brady was such a great architect why did they have 6 kids and only one bathroom?
How come no one ever pays on 'Cheers'?
Where are the toilets on the U.S.S. Enterprise?
How come in the movies a man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince in pain when a woman tries to clean his wounds?
Why don't people who believe in re-incarnation leave all their money to themselves?
If you filled your toilet with water from the Bermuda Triangle, would that eliminate the need to flush?
How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police?
If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Can you sentence a homeless person to house arrest?
When Jesus was a baby did he crawl on water?
Why aren't there any 'Grand MOTHER Clocks'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
When flying on an airplane and your pilot's name is Jack can you say 'Hi' to him?
If Jerry Springer isn't educational TV, then why does it make me feel so much smarter?
If Wile E. Coyote could afford to buy all the stuff from ACME why didn't he just buy a Big Mac?
If Dracula can't see himself in a mirror why is his hair always so neat?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?
Why do so many blondes dye their roots dark?
If a bald person had a bad hair day, how could they tell?
Can people who live on houseboats get flood insurance?
If peanut butter cookies are made with peanut butter what are girl scout cookies made with?
If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?
Why do people who are against deforestation, have paper signs on wooden posts?
Why does 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing?
Will used Nicorette patches help me with second hand smoke?