4/25/2005

True Things People Said

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
--Bill Vaughan

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
--Rita Rudner

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
--Noelie Altito

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
--Rodney Dangerfield

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
--Douglas Adams

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
--David Letterman

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
--Unknown