What's the shelf life of a shelf?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
When your life flashes in front of you does it include all the time you spent in traffic?
How young can you die of old age?
What does a sesame seed grow into?
What do you send to a sick florist?
Does a plumber have to wash his hands before going back to work?
During a lunar eclipse, do werewolves only have sideburns and a goatee?