Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Athiest?
A: Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason. (Guy Owen)
Q: What's the difference between snot and cauliflower?
A: Kids will eat snot
Q: What are the two biggest lies in Poland?
A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I won't come in the mail."
Q: What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?
A: Virgin on the ridiculous.
Q: How do you blind a Chinese person?
A: Put a windshield in front of him.