DO-RAY-ME-BEER by Homer Simpson
DOUGH -- the stuff that buys me beer
RAY -- the guy who sells me beer
ME -- the guy.. who drinks the beer
FAR -- the distance to my beer
SO -- I think I'll have a beer
LA -- La, la, la, la, la, la, beer
TEA -- no thanks, I'm drinking beer
That will bring us back to -- DOH!