The title of this entry is an actual headline from a newspaper. It references a study that required human brains for an Alzheimers study, but they couldn't find enough deceased brains to work with...
So just to highlight a few more ambiguous newspaper headlines I decided to list a few here:
EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
COMPLAINTS ABOUT NBA REFEREES GROWING UGLY
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS