"You know that look women get when they want sex? ... Me neither." - Drew Carey
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an 'odd' number."
- Steven Wright
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner."
- Lynda Montgomery
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damned good."
- Woody Allen
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
- P.J.O'Rourke