And the "winners" are:
- FLATUS ODOR JUDGE
- DYSENTERY STOOL-SAMPLE ANALYZER
- BARNYARD MASTURBATOR
- BRAZIL MOSQUITO RESEARCHER (they bite you)
- HOT-ZONE SUPERINTENDENT (Ebola/Anthrax, etc.)
- ISOLATION CHAMBER TESTER (record = 91-days)
- FISTULA FEEDER (stick your hand inside a live cows stomach!)
- PRISON RAPE RESEARCHER
- CARCASS CLEANER
- POSTDOC
- METRIC SYSTEM ADVOCATE
- CORPSE-FLOWER GROWER
- ENDANGERED SPECIES ECOLOGIST
- ASTRONAUT
- FISH COUNTER
- U.S. STEM CELL RESEARCHER
- PLANETARY PROTECTION OFFICER
- FUSION RESEARCHER