"Love is Grand..." the part of the saying that they never finished is "...a grand pain in the ass."
Had a tough break-up? Want to vent or get even? Check out some online tools to help you get over him/her ==
Here is a handy tool called: The 'Dear EX' Email Generator
Also, as a parting gift that says "Thanks for playing, but don't call me - I'll call you" send them the timeless gift of Dead Black Roses (really!)
Send a breakup card at OtherAnnouncements
FYI - They also have cards for divrces, coming "out", DUI, pet's death, boob jobs, etc.