Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Behind every successful man, stands a woman; and behind her stands his wife.
Husband (def.): a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.