So You've Decided to Become Evil. Congratulations.
A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the forces of darkness. I think the author is Kathy Lee Gifford...but not sure.
The Internet has made our lives so much more easy and convenient, don't ya think?
I mean in the old days, I would've had to go to the creepy old ladies house in the woods, or at least the DMV -- but now I can stay in the comfort of my own home and learn the ropes.