and if you believe that...here are some more words of wisdom--
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them.
Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Me, Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names.
They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield.