Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? He just adored the platter of little feet...
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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