Why is it I spend about 4000 hours a season trying to get get grass grow by weeding, seeding, fertilizing, aerating, raking, mowing, and watering...YET -- my lawn looks like a two-year old with a bottle of acid and a ride-on mower went through?
Worse still! There is a ton of grass that I have to REMOVE from the mulch and growing in cracks in the patio and sidewalk where I didnt do any of these things! Next year I am thinking of fertilizing and seeding the patio so that no grass will grow there - and maybe I can get some green over in the lawn where it belongs!
What idiot decided that grass should be grown in front of a home? How about moss? No maintenance, green all year, never need to cut it...That gets my vote.