* April Fool's Day is the dumbest concept for a day in the history of mankind. *
Not to be outdone I have decided to institute the following other 1st of the month days:

- February Fools: Find something valuable that your friend or neighbor owns (e.g., his watch) and hide it where he will never find it. If he doesn't find it by the end of the month, you can give it back and yell 'Febraruy Fools!' [P.S.- don't try this with his cat.]
- June Fools: On June 1st, you must wear something from the wardrobe of your neighbor to the right of your house (or apartment). No yelling is required on this day.
- August Fools: Whenever you get on an elevator on Aug. 1st, you must push all the buttons and yell 'August Fools!'
- October Fools: Once every ten minutes, regardless of where you are or what you are doing, you must stop, jump, clap your hands, and yell as loud as you can "Foolish is as foolish does." [P.S.- if you are in a confined space such as a car, no jumping is required.]
Anyone got any other arbitrarily ridiculous days to suggest?