How do you throw out a garbage can?
I put the garbage can out with nothing in it for the garbage men to pick up. They just ignored it.
The next time I wrote the word 'Garbage' on it with a marker, and they just ignored it. (Did they think I was so dumb that I had to write what the can was for?)
Then I attached a note, that said "Please take this." He took the note, and left the can. I guess they didn't hire any former brain surgeons.