8/18/2003

I am running for Governor of California

Since there are over 200 candidates, I figured what the hell, I'll jump in too. Does it matter if I live on the other side of the US? A complete list of candidates can be found here. Note the professions of some of these candidates; my favorites include the Sumo wrestler, Marijuana Legalization Attorney, Tribal Chairman, Student, and of course Adult Film Actress.