A black woman undergoing amuptation of her leg was offered a white leg for free, but would have to pay extra for a dark-colored leg. She got mad and said that when you go to Boston Market the light usually is more expensive than the dark, why was the medical systems so backwards?
Residents in the official Armpit of America (Battle Mountain, NV) had their annual armpit celebration. It was sponsored by none other than Old Spice. Lander County Commissioner Mickey Yarbaro called the three-day festival the most successful event in the town's history, with the possible exception of last year's fart lighting contest. The Commisioner also noted that they were attempting to steal the grand prize of Anus of America from a notable town in New Jersey.