4/01/2015

10 Things I Can Count On

Forget about death and taxes...here are a few things that I can always count on...


  1. There will be nothing on TV
  2. The low battery alarm in the smoke detector will always start in the middle of the night
  3. The new AC/DC album will be awesome
  4. No matter how positive of a statement you make on social media, someone will find fault with it
  5. Fruitcake never expires
  6. The escape button on my PC doesn't take me anywhere
  7. Stephen King will write another 5,000 pages (that's 40,000 on the kindle) and I will have to read them
  8. A celebrity and an athelete will do something stupid in the same week
  9. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
  10. A numbered list never ends on '9'.