Forget about death and taxes...here are a few things that I can always count on...
- There will be nothing on TV
- The low battery alarm in the smoke detector will always start in the middle of the night
- The new AC/DC album will be awesome
- No matter how positive of a statement you make on social media, someone will find fault with it
- Fruitcake never expires
- The escape button on my PC doesn't take me anywhere
- Stephen King will write another 5,000 pages (that's 40,000 on the kindle) and I will have to read them
- A celebrity and an athelete will do something stupid in the same week
- What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
- A numbered list never ends on '9'.