Unsatisfied with your given name? I would be too if my name was Gretchen P. CrotchRotter. Or maybe your name is not so bad, just boring (right, John Jones?) -- So in order to help you out, you can use either of these two sites to improve your image.
First, make yourself a hero and give yourself a SuperHero name. It even goes as far as providing you a sidekick and secret powers! Here's my new profile:
Name: Lord Cat
Special Power: Twisting Bat
Transportation: Wonder Horse
Weapon: Flame Grenade
Costume: Fibersteel Suit
Sidekick: Squeaky Sally
Nemesis: John the Crafty
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to sugar
Favorite Food: Twinkies
My Gangsta Name will help you sound a lot more cool at all those parties...By the way, you can now call me "Old Dirty Baller"