8/17/2004

A Lawyer Joke...

Every blog needs at least one -- here's mine:

A prominent, young lawyer suffers a heart attack, only to awaken facing St. Peter at the pearly gates of Heaven. There had to be some mistake he thought, “I’m only thirty-five and too young to die.”. “Young?” said St. Peter raising an eyebrow, “Why based on the number of hours you’ve billed to clients, you should be almost seventy!”