You know you're getting OLD when...

• You and your teeth sleep in different rooms.
• You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
• At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
• When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
• Happy hour is a nap.
• Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
• You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
• The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
• Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
• When you start a sentence and then....