ASSMOSIS - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die in the end.
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves.