Did you ever wonder if certain inanimate objects were Male or Female, which they would be? OK, well I think about strange things....Here are a few examples:
ZIPLOC BAGS - Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SHOE - Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
TIRE - Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SUBWAY - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - contrary to popular belief--FEMALE, It gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.