10/14/2003

I can't believe she lost!

I can't believe she actually lost the bid for California governor. Porn-star Mary Carey clearly spelled out on her website why she was a good candidate. And did you see her "platforms?" I would never miss a televised speech and I don't even live there. Granted, many of the issues surrounded specific "industries" but some of the ideas had merit. She wanted to tax "boob jobs" which she figured Berverly Hills and Hollywood alone would bring them out of debt. Oh yes, there was also the lap dance tax, and.....

Oh well. Arnold will have to do...