Move to New Mexico. It's "official" based on the report from WMUR summarizing the Education State Rankings publication Massachusetts is the smartest state, and NM is the least smart... My home state ranked 5th. I'm not sure how these rankings were calculated but I notice a lot of dumb people around here!
By the way, California did not do so well-only 44th- (that is 44 out of 50 for you folks in NM). They got beat by W. Viringia and Kentucky by a good margin! Also, if you didn't include Berkeley, CalTech, and Stanford then things would be even worse for CA. Looks like Ah-nold has his work cut out for him.